Alright, teachers… You know the drill. It’s the first meeting of the school year, and the administrator’s crappy PowerPoint has more slides than ever. But today, we have a secret weapon: Faculty Meeting BINGO. Your mission is to quietly mark off your squares when our fearless leaders drop the greatest hits such as “Let’s table that,” “Just to piggyback on that,” or “Let’s circle back.” Remember, stealth is key. No cheering, no fist pumps, no announcing your win like a game show contestant—this is a covert operation. First one to silently hit BINGO earns the eternal respect of your fellow players… and maybe a second bag of stale Goldfish that was left in your mailbox all summer. Let the whisper war begin.
Download the BINGO sheet, make copies, and share it with your friends before the next torturous meeting!